Hello Dear Reader Since switching off my telly a few weeks ago, and giving the world online but a cursory glance of a morning, my life has been much improved. The news has, of course, continued to news, but your correspondent refuses to engage except for when reminded by the emails she subscribed to from the build-your-own-bunker company in Nebraska. Has anybody bought our Prime Minister a hairbrush yet? If so, has he perchance lent it to his colleague Michael Fabricant? If so, does anyone have pictures? I’ve never seen the two men in the same room…which leads one to wonder: are they in fact one and the same or simply time-sharing the same wig?